Yaya Dub’s Sports Interview

How would Yaya Dub answer a sports interview?

The ever-Twitter trending, TV-rating-record-breaker segment of the noontime show Eat Bulaga, Kalye Serye’s AlDub or now MaiDen, has already invaded even the sports arena!

Can we just imagine how can Maine Mendoza, the ©Dubmash queen, or her popular on-screen character Yaya Dub would ever answer a sports interview. Here is what I thought it would be like:

  1. Describe your exercise routine.

Start twerkin' like Miley

Twerk it like Miley

Start twerkin' like Miley

Twerk it like Miley

(Brandon Beal, “Twerk It Like Miley”)

  2. How many years have you been following this exercise?

For a thousand years

I'll love you for a thousand more

(Christina Perri, “A Thousand Years”)

  3. Would you want to continue this kind of exercise?

Kaya nga ako hindi sumu-render

Ano man ang sinasabi nila

(Nadin Lustre, “Bahala Na”)

  4. What do you feel after a rigorous exercise?

I'm a survivor

I'm not gon’ give up

I'm not gon’ stop

I'm gon’ work harder

(Destiny’s Child, “I’m a Survivor”)

  5. Did you join any sports competition?

And I wonder, wonder, wonder what I'm gonna do

"Shoulda woulda coulda" are the last words of a fool

(Beverly Knight, "Shoulda Woulda Coulda")

  6. What sports do you play now?

Just keep swimming

Just keep swimming

Just keep swimming swimming swimming

(Dory of Finding Nemo, “Just Keep Swimming”)

  7. What sports would you like to play?

Basketball, basketball, tayo’y maglaro ng basketball.

Kung gusto mo’y whole court.

(Viva Hot Babes, “Basketbol”)

  8. What sports would you and Alden Richards would play together?

You do the hokey pokey

and you turn yourself around

That what it's all about

(Nursery Rhymes, “They Hokey Pokey”)

  9. What is your advice to your followers in being healthy?

Let's get physical, physical
I wanna get physical
Let's get into physical

Let me hear your body talk, your body talk

(Olivia Newton-John, “Let’s Get Physical”)

So there you have it. I bet you went singing.

**The following responses are  based on Dubmash application, existing songs and Yaya Dub’s existing Dubmash uploads in purely imaginary scenarios**
*This article was intended for a sports website*